someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
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Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
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I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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