Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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