Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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