Sry I called you an 8
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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