Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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