I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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