I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
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Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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