He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
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Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
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Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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