That's intense
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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