Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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