sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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