There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
its not stalking. its research.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
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I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
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Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate