Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
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We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.