I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
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He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
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Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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