Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
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I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
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She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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