Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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