How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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