remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
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There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
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He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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