why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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