lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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