Please don't use social media to get back at me.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
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i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
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call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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