i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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