I bet he comes in French.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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