Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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