He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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