Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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