all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
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I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
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Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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