Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
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Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
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I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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