why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
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I HOPE DIRTY ELVES CUM IN YOUR EYE AND PULL YOU OVER THE SAHARA DESERT WEARING NOTHING BUT A CAT O NINE TAILS WITH A BUNCH OF BROKEN GLASS GLUED TO YOU IT! YOU ARE CLEARLY THE WORST PERSON EVAAAAAAAAAAR!
I wish this had audio post so you could hear how hard i am laughing right now
I wash my dick. :D
god damn you people take these texts too seriously
It's called hygiene you fucker. And you wonder why your asshole is always itching.
good point...never really thought of that
one word... schmegma.
best morning post ever!
Been there done that...
This chic think that shit is hilarious, but im still washing my junk, lmao
...because getting a moldy cock aint no fun?
people in tennessee are always looking for excuses not to bathe
because they may want it in the afternoon you nasty dirty excuse for a human!
just going off this post, you don't deserve to ever have anyone suck anything of yours.. tool.
to get rid of that nasty, sticky, fumunda cheese jungle dick
Wash your cock you dirty whore.