it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
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So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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