Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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