Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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