i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
The feeling are messing with the penis
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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