glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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