It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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