nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
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drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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