i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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