is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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