Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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