Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Text me some of your sweat
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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