do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Randomize
