I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
