So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
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The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
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Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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