Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
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as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
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threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Randomize