it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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