So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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