I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
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I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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