in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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