Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Randomize