Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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