So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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