So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
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Lotta jealous peeps up here
You're the cumbucket, you tell us.
everyone is dumb obv the OP is saying that the OP and their boyfriend went to have a talk, most likely about their relationship, and it ended up in oral sex. the op is not implying that they talked and got/gave a blowjob at the same time.
The real question is can you text with a dick in your mouth?
Obviously the negotiations went smoothly.
guess youre not much of a talker.
Bunch of idiots... 5:08 is right entirely. She probably was gonna go "talk" to him and try to break up, and the dumb slut ended up sucking his dick because that's what sluts do.
I think the OP is implying that the talk led to oral sex. Doesn't sound like bullshit to me.
you can talk with a dick in there? i'm raising the bullshit flag on that one.
shut the fuck up, you limp dick
lol do you guys really argue over this shit...
sounds like friday night to me
i love cheese. just not the fumunda kind.
bullshit flag is a real thing
My girl says myne tastes like watermelion...Idk if thats a good thing or not.
haha story of my life. it sucks but oh wellll fuck yaa
Know who definitely wouldn't do this? Amish chicks.
Well she must not be doing it right or her mouth would taste like cum, not dick. And if your BF has that pungent a flavor on his dick, he needs to bathe more.
Okay, My "Fuck-off-Middle-Schoolers" LED is flashing. Better erect the "Drink Bleach" Totem Pole. God Damnit, Kids.
wow 224...redefining classiness once again.
haha who has a bullshit flag really? And if you dont remeber the talk sounds like someone got roofied
bah may or may not have been exactly like my morning yesterday
I'm glad to see my area code is working so hard to improve the economy.
DO UR BURPS TASTE LIKE SEMEN TOO? LOL
Sounds like a pretty decent talk to me:)
I like peanut butter!
10:17 I think people stopped saying "peeps" in 1997
oh 224... im glad i got my cell phone before you split with 847
agreed 6:43.. about the cum part.
Bottom Line This shit is hysterical!
Yea, all the guys on here constantly talk about smelly vag but their cheesy dicks aint nothing to brag about!
tell him to wash that jungle dick.
what kind of girl would brag about her mouth tasting like dick?
a fat girl
you can't talk with a penis in your mouth. Thats the only way to shut you women up sometimes, now if Handjobs were more popular you would text or type either
blowjobs are always the answer
5:08, you're obviously a private dick with that investigative recap.
lulz, ur my type of gf
mouth tastes like dick? fuckin classy
I wannnnnnna fuck yaaa
gross, he needs to take a bath!!!!
hahah exactly right, i sent this text in.. ----> everyone is dumb obv the OP is saying that the OP and their boyfriend went to have a talk, most likely about their relationship, and it ended up in oral sex. the op is not implying that they talked and got/gave a blowjob at the same time.
hard to talk w your mouth full
I hate when my mouth tastes like dick.
Michael jackson liked little boys
Who says the OP is female?
What a stupid whore, I bet he wants nothing to do with you either. Why? Because you are cocksucker. Stupid bitch will end up alone.