So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
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Lotta jealous peeps up here
everyone is dumb obv the OP is saying that the OP and their boyfriend went to have a talk, most likely about their relationship, and it ended up in oral sex. the op is not implying that they talked and got/gave a blowjob at the same time.
You're the cumbucket, you tell us.
The real question is can you text with a dick in your mouth?
guess youre not much of a talker.
Obviously the negotiations went smoothly.
Bunch of idiots... 5:08 is right entirely. She probably was gonna go "talk" to him and try to break up, and the dumb slut ended up sucking his dick because that's what sluts do.
sounds like friday night to me
I think the OP is implying that the talk led to oral sex. Doesn't sound like bullshit to me.
shut the fuck up, you limp dick
lol do you guys really argue over this shit...
bah may or may not have been exactly like my morning yesterday
I'm glad to see my area code is working so hard to improve the economy.
My girl says myne tastes like watermelion...Idk if thats a good thing or not.
haha story of my life. it sucks but oh wellll fuck yaa
wow 224...redefining classiness once again.
Okay, My "Fuck-off-Middle-Schoolers" LED is flashing. Better erect the "Drink Bleach" Totem Pole. God Damnit, Kids.
you can talk with a dick in there? i'm raising the bullshit flag on that one.
Know who definitely wouldn't do this? Amish chicks.
Well she must not be doing it right or her mouth would taste like cum, not dick. And if your BF has that pungent a flavor on his dick, he needs to bathe more.
DO UR BURPS TASTE LIKE SEMEN TOO? LOL
I like peanut butter!
oh 224... im glad i got my cell phone before you split with 847
agreed 6:43.. about the cum part.
i love cheese. just not the fumunda kind.
Sounds like a pretty decent talk to me:)
haha who has a bullshit flag really? And if you dont remeber the talk sounds like someone got roofied
10:17 I think people stopped saying "peeps" in 1997
bullshit flag is a real thing
5:08, you're obviously a private dick with that investigative recap.
Bottom Line This shit is hysterical!
blowjobs are always the answer
Yea, all the guys on here constantly talk about smelly vag but their cheesy dicks aint nothing to brag about!
tell him to wash that jungle dick.
you can't talk with a penis in your mouth. Thats the only way to shut you women up sometimes, now if Handjobs were more popular you would text or type either
lulz, ur my type of gf
mouth tastes like dick? fuckin classy
what kind of girl would brag about her mouth tasting like dick?
a fat girl
I wannnnnnna fuck yaaa
gross, he needs to take a bath!!!!
hard to talk w your mouth full
hahah exactly right, i sent this text in.. ----> everyone is dumb obv the OP is saying that the OP and their boyfriend went to have a talk, most likely about their relationship, and it ended up in oral sex. the op is not implying that they talked and got/gave a blowjob at the same time.
I hate when my mouth tastes like dick.
Michael jackson liked little boys
What a stupid whore, I bet he wants nothing to do with you either. Why? Because you are cocksucker. Stupid bitch will end up alone.
Who says the OP is female?