also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
he thought i was a dude.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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