i can't believe i had my finger in that
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
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