Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I need help removing her.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize
