Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
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