I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
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He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
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Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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